Democracy for the Middle East
April 18, 2004Recipe For Fried Sadr
Further to the Rantisi success we received this email today:
The reporters swarmed the guy. "Tell us! What's your name? All Paris will love you! Tomorrow's headline: Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!"
The guy says, "But I'm not from Paris."
Reporters: "That's OK. All France will love you. Tomorrow's Headline: Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!"
The guy says, "I'm not from France, either."
Reporters: "That's OK. All Europe will love you. Tomorrow's Headline: Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!"
The guy says, "I'm not from Europe, either."
Reporters: "So, where ARE you from?
The guy says, "I'm from Israel."
Reporters: "OK. Tomorrow's headline: Vicious Israeli Kills Girl's Defenseless Dog!"
Of course at this point, one could just as aptly substitute American for Israeli. Mazel tov to the IDF. Kill more terrorist leaders, faster please. [via Andy]
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